Combination toothbrush/nose hair trimmer

The true genius of this invention isn't the individual tools. It's that this was designed to be used at THE SAME TIME! I tear up when I think about it. I thought of this one while looking in the mirror and wondering if I could create a lotion that could instantly erase the morning pillow wrinkles on my face.

BILLY'S FINAL TWITTER?

I'm not sure what to think of this. According to Billy Mays' wiki page, this is his final Twitter. The date matched and the subsequent tweets seem to reflect his real schedule. Pretty creepy.

BILLY MAYS R.I.P.

I'm absolutely stunned. I haven't even recovered from Michael Jackson's death (nevermind the flooding of my Lunchkins factory) and now this. My all time infomercial hero, Billy Mays, has passed away. I talked to the guy just a few days ago. He was awesome! I wonder what's going to happen to the Pitchmen show? It's the only show I religiously watched while being on the road. Billy, you will truly be missed. On behalf of all the inventors, tinkerers and idea folks out there, we salute you.

Whatevs

Amazing how little time I have to post these blogs. Damien barely lets me near a computer. I'm at a Starbucks right now borrowing some guy's laptop. Turns out he saw me on Oprah. Go celebrity perks!

OPRAH BUMP

Oprah appearance in the can. She's a lot shorter than I was expecting. She stashed Towelbags under the audience's seats. Screaming ensued.

Not sure what happens now. I should check in with Damien since he pretty much tells me everything I need to do. Gotta tell ya, so far the guy has delivered on everything he's promised. No regrets.

OPRAH!

Wow, where do I start. My new lawyer/agent/business manager, Damien O. Mehn, just got me an appearance on Oprah. That's ridiculous! I'm gonna get the Oprah bump! I leave in the morning so I've got to get packing. First time in Chicago. Maybe I'll get my head shaved where Obama used to go. So awesome...

My lawyer

So I got a friend request from some guy named Damien O. Mehn. Turns out he is an attorney and I just happen to be looking for one to help me figure out all that legal mumbo jumbo for Towelbags. Strangely convenient, no?

Well, I met Damien today and he's kinda creepy. Real pale and his hand was ice cold. But I guess as long as he knows what he's doing...