GHOSTHUNTERS

Love this show but I have one suggestion. Jason and Grant and the other investigators should wear helmets with UV, IR, DV and thermo cameras facing whatever they are looking at. They have so many personal experiences that don't get recorded. I want to see what they see!

OH YEAH...THIS BLOG

Almost forgot I started this thing. Still putting calamine lotion on all the mosquito bites I got on that camping trip. I'm really glad SAM took me even though I almost drowned. Hey, I got to hang out with Big Foot, so that's a win! Plus Marie is pregnant again! That's great news to be rescued with. Got me started thinking about some pregnancy/baby inventions.

Got a job interview in the morning. Something about a Green Jobs Czar in Washington. Not sure about the commute though...

Gone Camping

Sneaking a minute to blog while Sam is relieving himself...again. I swear, that guy is like a, like a thing that relieves itself all the time. We're on our way to camp in the woods. Sam wants to take my mind off my pal Billy Mays passing away. OK, he wasn't my pal but he was my hero. I appreciate Sam taking time off to help me heal. Now I just hope we survive the expedition.

Combination toothbrush/nose hair trimmer

The true genius of this invention isn't the individual tools. It's that this was designed to be used at THE SAME TIME! I tear up when I think about it. I thought of this one while looking in the mirror and wondering if I could create a lotion that could instantly erase the morning pillow wrinkles on my face.

BILLY'S FINAL TWITTER?

I'm not sure what to think of this. According to Billy Mays' wiki page, this is his final Twitter. The date matched and the subsequent tweets seem to reflect his real schedule. Pretty creepy.

BILLY MAYS R.I.P.

I'm absolutely stunned. I haven't even recovered from Michael Jackson's death (nevermind the flooding of my Lunchkins factory) and now this. My all time infomercial hero, Billy Mays, has passed away. I talked to the guy just a few days ago. He was awesome! I wonder what's going to happen to the Pitchmen show? It's the only show I religiously watched while being on the road. Billy, you will truly be missed. On behalf of all the inventors, tinkerers and idea folks out there, we salute you.

Whatevs

Amazing how little time I have to post these blogs. Damien barely lets me near a computer. I'm at a Starbucks right now borrowing some guy's laptop. Turns out he saw me on Oprah. Go celebrity perks!