Whatevs

Amazing how little time I have to post these blogs. Damien barely lets me near a computer. I'm at a Starbucks right now borrowing some guy's laptop. Turns out he saw me on Oprah. Go celebrity perks!

OPRAH BUMP

Oprah appearance in the can. She's a lot shorter than I was expecting. She stashed Towelbags under the audience's seats. Screaming ensued.

Not sure what happens now. I should check in with Damien since he pretty much tells me everything I need to do. Gotta tell ya, so far the guy has delivered on everything he's promised. No regrets.

OPRAH!

Wow, where do I start. My new lawyer/agent/business manager, Damien O. Mehn, just got me an appearance on Oprah. That's ridiculous! I'm gonna get the Oprah bump! I leave in the morning so I've got to get packing. First time in Chicago. Maybe I'll get my head shaved where Obama used to go. So awesome...

My lawyer

So I got a friend request from some guy named Damien O. Mehn. Turns out he is an attorney and I just happen to be looking for one to help me figure out all that legal mumbo jumbo for Towelbags. Strangely convenient, no?

Well, I met Damien today and he's kinda creepy. Real pale and his hand was ice cold. But I guess as long as he knows what he's doing...

Towelbag protoype

Here's the prototype I whipped up and showed Sam. I'm still kinda mad at him because he made fun of it and said it was a dumb idea. Sam just can't see the big picture. In these hard economic times more people are packing their own lunches to save money. Add to that people's growing concern with the environment and Towelbags just make sense! Yes, I realize Sam may be reading this right now but I don't care. You hear that Sam? I'm gonna be riach!

Towelbags, baby

I'm on my way to vast fortune and fame! Towelbag sales are coming in as my Towelbag-making machine's KA-CHUNG, KA-CHUNG lulls me to a deep sleep. I'm so excited about these things I started this blog! I thought I'd be the last guy to start a blog but I figure these are exciting times. All hail the Towelbag!