Tuesday, March 2, 2010

SciFi Science Guy

I love this guy. His name is Michio Kaku and he's a theoretical physicist who loves to ponder things like teleportation, time travel and super powers...just like me. But he might be a few thousand times smarter. He's also the host of SciFi Science where he pretty much illustrates how seemingly impossible things can be possible. But my favorite thing about this guy is that he brings these theories to the masses and really ignites the imagination. The guy explained how to make a light saber for gods sake! All you need are trillions of nano batteries and a collapsing ceramic saber core surrounded by plasma held together by an electromagnetic field. Home Depot, aisle 6.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Nerf Gun Rack

Christmas was cool. Spent it with SAM and family. Shin got some sweet new Nerf guns. He's got like 4 of them now but they just get piled up in some bin. I think I'll design a Nerf Gun Rack and try to sell it to Nerf. Something you can hang behind a closet door or mount on the wall. Shin also has one of those battery operated Jeeps he drives around that would look hick-tastic with a gun rack on it. Yeeehaaawww!!

Friday, December 11, 2009

Snuggie Apps

That's right. Forget iPhone apps. I'm making apps for Snuggies. So far I have a pocket app, velcro remote control holder app, waterproof app and front man flap app so I don't even have to take it off when I go tinkle. Now I just have to set up my Snuggie app store and watch the money pour in.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Secret Asian Man: The Daily Days

My pal SAM has somehow ended up getting his life story from the past 2-3 years collected into a big ol' book. It's available for pre-order at Amazon so I'm going to order mine now and see what it says in there about me. Not sure who this Tak Toyoshima guy is but I guess it must be a long lost relative or something.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Water on the moon!!!

25 gallons of space water! Turns out the moon is one juicy chunk of rock. I wonder what it tastes like. I'm betting it's kinda raspberryish. Now we're only few short years away from waking the giant dragon asleep in its icy core. I can't wait!

Monday, October 26, 2009

Windows 7 aka the Apple Crusher!

That's right. Windows 7 is pretty sweet. Not only is it faster than Vista (except for booting up and Microsoft Office apps), it comes stripped down of a bunch of programs you might expect to see. It's up to you to download whatever you want so it's fully customizable. It's like buying a car that's just wheels, an engine and a chassis and it's up to you to get doors. How cool is that? It even wipes away programs that you may have installed under your older OS. Stuff like Calendar, Contacts, Movie Maker, Photo Gallery, Windows Mail. You know...useless crap.

So take that Apple, with your built-in programs and virus free surfing. Keep big computing out of our lives! No to the public option+apple+esc. Yes to ctrl+alt+del! Can I have a job now Mr. Gates?

Thursday, October 22, 2009

But will it clean my belly button?

Just got this delicious SPAM in the e-mail. It's for a product called Cyber Clean. Guess it's been around for a while but I never heard of it. Basically it's a yellowish blob that you spread onto things with little cracks and crevices like remote controls, hair dryer screens and keyboards. It works kind of like a Biore strip. You spread stuff onto those surfaces, it adheres to the dirt and crumbly crud then you pull it off. It seems to be a disinfectant that traps germs and "micro encapsulate" them so they will never see the light of day again. The more you use it the greener it gets so if it starts looking like a huge booger you should get a new one.